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TED

Peter — Fri, 18 May 2012 02:32:36 +0000

For Seth Macfarlane the new movie Ted will be his first real foray into the live-action realm. The Family Guy creator wrote, directed and will star in the live-action/CG-animated comedy. The film stars Mark Wahlberg as a grown man whose childhood wish that his teddy bear would come to life suddenly comes true. The catch is that the bear (played by Macfarlane using motion-capture) turns out to be a swearing, pot-smoking wreck. The trailer is pretty fantastic, especially since it’s red band. Wahlberg lets his “fuck”-laden Boston accent fly, and he and Ted look to have some incredibly entertaining chemistry. The bear is the most adorable foul-mouthed, dirty-minded stuffed animal you’ll ever come across and I’m kind of in love with him.

MANSCAPING

Peter — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 06:07:32 +0000

Successful manscaping without nicks or ingrown hairs involves somewhat different strategies than those used for shaving the face. Here are tips for clearing hair -- all the way down to the groin, where it can sometimes be hard to spot the lion in the tall grass. Always manscape after or during a shower so the skin and hair is completely softened. To get an even smoother shave, shear any long hair first with an electric trimmer or scissors. Next apply shaving gel or cream and use a razor that adjusts to the shape of your body. Rinse it often as you go. ARMPITS Remember the cardinal rule of shaving: don’t apply pressure with the razor. To avoid nicks and ingrown hairs, let it glide across the skin. When you’re finished, avoid an alcohol-based deodorant for a while: It’ll sting like a biatch! CHEST Women shave against the grain on their legs, but DO NOT follow their lead, especially on the chest, where the skin is softer. Glide the razor mostly downhill except around the nipples -- you’ll need to be extra careful here. (Losing a nipple would make for lots of stares at the beach -- not the good kind.) Try to follow the hair’s varying directions and be sure not to nick the coarse skin. BACK Don’t try this alone. The person shaving should merely follow the advice above. Don’t ask a girl to do this on your first date or it may be your last! GROIN Again, cut the hair short first. Then use a fresh blade, pulling the skin as taut and flat as possible – especially around the plums. Use only light, short strokes. These last tips are especially important when clearing the bush around the tree, so to speak. There’s no real danger to hitting any veins or lopping anything off in this, um, especially sensitive area. Still, nicks are easier to get if you’re not meticulous. When you’re done, use moisturizer or else the area could itch for days and result in ingrown hairs.

PORN MOVES YOU SHOULD NEVER USE

Peter — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 04:01:55 +0000

By Sarah Stefanson as seen in Ask Men Unfortunately for their female partners, many young men these days learn what to do in the bedroom by watching pornography. Let’s be clear about this right off the bat: Porn stars are not real people. What looks like a great idea on video may not translate well into a real-life sexual encounter with your girlfriend. There are some common porn moves you should never use in real life, and we've decided it's time we let you know what they were -- just in case you get any bright ideas later on tonight. TIP #3 - The Facial The Facial In porn movies, the most important scene is the one that contains the “money shot.” The moviemakers know their viewers want to see the moment of orgasm, and they usually want to see it all over the woman’s back, butt, chest or face. First of all, you should never, ever ejaculate anywhere on your partner without giving her prior warning. Also, the average girl does not like ejaculate on her face -- back, butt and breasts, fine. However, getting seminal fluid in the eye is not a good feeling, and it takes forever to get it out of her hair, so be considerate and make sure this is a porn move you never use in real life. Stay tuned for the next tip soon...

KISS CHACEY – BLACK:LIGHT – AUTUMN 2012

Peter — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 05:48:23 +0000

NENA & PASADENA

Peter — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 07:54:41 +0000

TEE OF THE WEEK

Peter — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 01:32:38 +0000

Nena and Pasadena Tee – Wild Ones

OUR LOCAL MATES

Blake — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 01:12:33 +0000

Coffeehead 8-10 Railway Parade Camberwell, VIC 3124 03 9831 1400 Camberwell New kids on the block offering their own in-house coffee roasted on premises and a selection of gourmet beans for sale from independent roasters across the country.

WARDROBE ESSENTIALS

Blake — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 00:02:18 +0000

THE CHINO Chinos are the fashion-conscious man’s alternative to jeans. They’re easy to wear, comfy – and make you look like you’ve tried much harder than you really have to dress well. Though jeans still have a major role to play in any man’s wardrobe, incorporating chinos into your fashion repertoire is a great way to add another dimension to your fashion styling. Some men seem to be afraid of Chinos. Back in the day, Chinos were associated with being geeky and socially inept but in today’s fashion world they’re totally acceptable if you follow the following rules: Choose a slim-fitting chino and pair it up with a fresh tee, check shirt and/or funky knit (patterns or cardies work well). Roll up the cuffs and add loafers for the quirky hipster look or add some urban edge with a pair of Chuck Taylors or thongs (aka flip-flops for you not Aussies). When picking a chino go for earthy colours. Coffee, cream, khaki, aubergine and the like will all look great. So get out there and grab a couple pairs – they’ll make even the most laidback guys look like fashion enthusiasts.

NOW SHOP ONLINE

Blake — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 23:12:47 +0000

INSTORE NOW

Blake — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 06:04:41 +0000